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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

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Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including:

  • Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
  • If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
  • Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
  • The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

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    Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including:

  • Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
  • If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
  • Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
  • The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

  • Expand title description text